apocalypse survivor When The Zombie Apocalypse INEVITABLY comes, what are you gonna do and how are you gonna do it?
what im gonna do, is get a .328 Winchester and a .357 Desert Eagle and get to a safe house. then ill wield the door shut, and then cut a rectangular hole in the wall, then shoot every zombie i see. unless its a survivor. oh and im gonna get 1000 million boxes of ammo for the .328 Winchester and also 1000 million boxes for the .357 pistol.
I'm gonna get a flame-thrower...off of a tank! Line my sidewalk with c4 claymores, slip on my shiny *.50 Calibur handgun,* jump into my dune-buggy (seat cushions also work as floatation devices), and zip around snagging all the Spam & CheezeWiz.
Then build a crow's nest on top of the tallest cell-phone tower I have pre-located. and redirect all that dangerous cell-phone electronic waves downward so that any--thing trying to climb up will be zapped.
(Or just wait till then and come up with something on the fly!
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APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR
Why do the women in post-apocalypse movies always look beautiful?
It's the same in virtually every disaster/apocalypse movie I've ever seen. Most of the men are scruffy looking; they're dressed in old, tattered clothing, and their faces are marked by wrinkles, scars, and the stubble that comes from not shaving in a long time. But the women, on the other hand, could pass for models. They all have beautiful hair and sometimes even visible makeup, like in a post apocalyptic world you have time to shower and brush your hair before going out the fight the zombies or the aliens or whatever. This lack of a realistic portrayal of women is one of the main things that irritates me about apocalypse movies; so why can't the movie biz just get over the idea that women should always look gorgeous and actually make them look like what they are; the desparate survivors that don't have time for lipstick and eyeliner?
Because the script says they're beautiful. After all, it is fantasy. Nobody wants to pay money for a movie with unattractive people. (This is a serious answer).
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